Call Them Boars

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quidditchcapricious:

Reblogging because the rest of the world needs to learn to move their lighthouses.

Because they are blocking freedom.

 

I CAN’T BREATHE—OH MY STARS—-

lighthouses will move for our ships!

hahahahahahaha

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• Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
• Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
• Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
• Government: No.

suavecitoiguess:

Hahahahaha there needs to be more Room gifs.

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Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless

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• Question: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol - Anonymous
• Answer:

  OH MAN! I’m going to be rich!

• Question: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  …No?